Good Boy
by Daniel Guy Andy is twenty-six and a bit stressed about his life and his girlfriends and his uninspiring job, so he takes a drive out to a local beauty spot, walks up a woodland path to the top of a hill, stands on a ridge in the late afternoon sunshine and stares out over a very pleasant lush green valley. This lean, good-looking, bright young man leans against a tree and lights a spliff. The blissful peace is interrupted by a sound close by of leaves rustling. He looks round. A golden Labrador, young and full of life, appears through the bushes and then scampers over. Andy smiles, leans down to stroke it, watches as it sniffs his jeans. Then from the woodland behind him he hears a woman calling out, 'Boris!' Recognising its owner's voice, the Labrador freezes for a moment and then barks back as if to say - I'm here, look what I've found! Moments later a woman appears along the path, carrying a silver chain dog lead. She's...