Daniel Guy's Blog

  by Daniel Guy A raincoat Madame? Well you’ve come to the right boutique.  For a young and beautiful woman like yourself, with an obvious taste for garments on the cutting edge of haut couture, I think we have the perfect thing. It’s very new, and I think you’ll like it.  Now, if you follow me to our dressing room at the back I can show you… Ah. George.  Madame is interested in our new clear plastic raincoat, so can I ask you just to slip off her coat and put in over there while I fetch it?  Thank you.  So.  Here we are, Madame. I think this would be perfect for you. Italian design and manufacture… Yes, plastic, Madame.  Clear shiny plastic with just a tint of pink. Clear plastic really is ‘in’ at the moment, and we’ve already sold this particular garment to several young, influential and wealthy models around the world. It has very unique features. The clear plastic material is long-lasting, impossible to tear, and completely waterproof. It truly is a raincoat to die for.

  by Daniel Guy Sunday morning and it’s market day in a narrow lane, tucked away in the old part of the city. Stalls line the street, laden with displays of bric-a-brac, fruit and veg, and cheap plastic kitchenware. People mill around and small queues form at food trucks selling burgers and coffee.  I stumble across the market by accident, and am pleasantly surprised. I recently moved into a flat a few streets away and this morning I left my new partner asleep in bed, to come out to find a newspaper shop. I wander around the stalls for ten minutes till the smell of burgers start to make me feel a little peckish. I look around, and notice an attractive young woman with long blond hair and a shiny yellow top that is barely covering her breasts. She’s selling cupcakes.  I wander over.  Above the stall is sign ‘Jenny’s Exotic Home Made Cupcakes.’  There is an impressive range of cupcakes displayed, decorated in bright colours and ornate designs. I join the queue. When it’s time to or