Chess Game
a short sketch by Daniel Guy Bertrand v Marcello are playing chess. We hear faint background music - Bach preferably. Bertrand has amassed many chess pieces. Concentrating hard. Marcello relaxed. Waiting. Sighing. Bored. Tapping fingers. Shifting positions… After a long pause. MARCELLO: Hey come on, Bertrand. This is ridiculous. BERTRAND: Wait. (Long pause.) MARCELLO: Did I tell you I went to a weird sex club last week? I met this girl. I am on the terrace outside having a cigarette when this girl walks over. She looks down at my crotch and says ‘lovely view’ and I say ‘Is my fly open?’ and then I realise she’s got a wonky eye. She laughs. She asks me what I am doing here. I say I’m just looking around. She asks me if I need to despunk. I say Excuse me? She says she knows a guy