Plastic Cock-Throb
Madame Fortuna, an old lady, known for her magic herbal potions, holds out a tiny glass vial of colourless liquid and says, ‘Here you are, my child. Slip this into his drink before he goes to sleep and when he wakes, he will fall in love with the first thing he sees.’ Wendy hesitates before taking it. ‘Ooo, I hope I am doing the right thing. Susan is my dearest sister, and all I want is the best for her. She and Adam are perfect for each other. He’s young, good looking, and as gentle as a rabbit, but he’s afraid of commitment.’ Madame Fortuna lifts her hand and as she brushes a bony finger lightly across Wendy’s cheek, she says, ‘Then my potion is perfect. It’s effect will be to prevent his indecision from ruining their lives. Don’t forget, it worked for you and your husband. He’s never stopped loving you since you gave him some of this.’ Wendy knows the old lady is right. She thanks her, places the vial in her pocket and returns to the city. That night Wendy is hosting party to which...