Girl, 28
A personal ad is posted on a bondage site ‘Girl, 28, gets off on being suffocated Likes her hands cuffed tight behind her back And a plastic bag tied over her head’ Around the world, a thousand men Eager to oblige, reply Ten are picked and told to meet up two weeks later In room 101, of a quiet hotel Together with five undercover policemen They stand around Girl 28, sitting naked on a double bed She tells them all to kneel so everyone can see Then carries out her promise When the men have all despunked The lights go on, the door is barred The police reveal themselves And the ten men are arrested Girl, 28, is freed and paid Police herd the ten men into vans Morning headlines read ‘Police Smash Pervert Sex Ring’ And everyone thinks that’s all right Daniel Guy