The Clear Plastic Raincoat.

 

by Daniel Guy

A raincoat Madame? Well you’ve come to the right boutique.  For a young and beautiful woman like yourself, with an obvious taste for garments on the cutting edge of haut couture, I think we have the perfect thing. It’s very new, and I think you’ll like it.  Now, if you follow me to our dressing room at the back I can show you…

Ah. George. 

Madame is interested in our new clear plastic raincoat, so can I ask you just to slip off her coat and put in over there while I fetch it? 

Thank you. 

So. 

Here we are, Madame. I think this would be perfect for you. Italian design and manufacture…

Yes, plastic, Madame.  Clear shiny plastic with just a tint of pink. Clear plastic really is ‘in’ at the moment, and we’ve already sold this particular garment to several young, influential and wealthy models around the world. It has very unique features. The clear plastic material is long-lasting, impossible to tear, and completely waterproof. It truly is a raincoat to die for. Several of our clients tell me they wear it even when it’s not raining. They just can’t take it off!

Now let’s try it on, shall we? Let me take it off the hanger.  Now just you slip your arms into this. You’ll feel at once the incredible soft silky smooth plastic, warm to the touch. This plastic material is unique. You’ll notice that there are no buttons or zips on this coat. That’s because the material sticks to itself. Allow me to show you how to fasten it up at the front. 

See? The plastic sticks to itself and as a result the coat is completely airtight and waterproof.  The plastic belt fastens like this and it’s best to have it quite tight…like this…so the shape of the garment is maintained. 

Oh, yes, madame, you look fabulous in it. Now, as you can see, the sleeves can be rolled up or down, and if you really want your beautifully manicured hands to stay warm and dry, then you just roll them down like this and then seal them up by pressing the edges together.. like this. Isn’t it clever? No need for gloves. 

Now the coat is fastened at the front, you won’t be able to undo it, with your sleeves sealed up like that.  We recommend that you have someone around to help you take the coat off. 

Now then, just one last thing - the hood.  Let me just show you. I’m just going to lift the hood up over your head.  It can cover as much of your head as you like, depending on the weather of course, but if you really want to be completely sealed up from the cold and rain, then you just open up the hood out like this… and pull it down like this…then press the edges together like this, so your head is completely enclosed. 

See? Now the coat is completely airtight and not one drop of rain is going to get in…

 

My, oh my, Madame it really suits you… 

George?

Can you fetch that large mirror, so Madame can see just how fabulous she looks inside? Thank you George. 

Sorry Madame? You can’t breathe? Oh, don’t worry about that. You have plenty of air inside. George is fetching the mirror so you can see just how fabulous you look. Why don’t you just sit down on our plastic sofa over here?  It’s very comfortable. That’s it. You’ll look great sitting on that with your clear plastic raincoat. Come on. There. You just sit there for a while and relax. George won’t be long. 

Oh no! Silly me! I completely forgot! Those clear plastic raincoats tend to stick to plastic sofas. Oh dear, they really ought to make the customers aware of this. Gosh you really are stuck. Well there’s nothing we can do about it now…

Ah, George there you are. Put the mirror there, so Madame can see herself.  She’s gone and sat on our new plastic sofa and she can’t get up…

Now, now Madame. Relax and keep your voice down, or you’ll use up all that air inside. Just relax and have a good look at yourself, before you make up your mind….

What do you think, George? Is she going to be able to get out of it? 

No, I don’t think so either. Oh, yes, she’s certainly struggling. But the coat really suits her, don’t you think? I think we’re going to sell many more of these. They really are the sexiest things in fashion at the moment. I’m certainly feeling aroused, just looking at Madame… 

I expect you are too, George. I have to confess, Madame that George and I have similar tastes. We love to see pretty young creatures like you suffocating…

Mmmmm. Madame. You really do look very…. very…. horny…

Now then, George, before we both get completely carried away, I need to take some photos of Madame now, before she passes out, and send them to the manufacturers, so don’t shoot any jizz over her till I’ve finished.  

Daniel Guy

THE PINK-TINTED PLASTIC RAINCOAT

by Daniel Guy

A raincoat Madame? Well you’ve come to the right boutique.  For a young and beautiful woman like yourself, with an obvious taste for garments on the cutting edge of haut couture, I think we have the perfect thing. It’s very new, and I think you’ll like it.  Now, if you follow me to our dressing room at the back I can show you…

Ah. George. 

Madame is interested in our new clear plastic raincoat, so can I ask you just to slip off her coat and put in over there while I fetch it? 

Thank you. 

So. 

Here we are, Madame. I think this would be perfect for you. Italian design and manufacture…

Yes, plastic, Madame.  Clear shiny plastic with just a tint of pink. Clear plastic really is ‘in’ at the moment, and we’ve already sold this particular garment to several young, influential and wealthy models around the world. It has very unique features. The clear plastic material is long-lasting, impossible to tear, and completely waterproof. It truly is a raincoat to die for. Several of our clients tell me they wear it even when it’s not raining. They just can’t take it off!

Now let’s try it on, shall we? Let me take it off the hanger.  Now just you slip your arms into this. You’ll feel at once the incredible soft silky smooth plastic, warm to the touch. This plastic material is unique. You’ll notice that there are no buttons or zips on this coat. That’s because the material sticks to itself. Allow me to show you how to fasten it up at the front. 

See? The plastic sticks to itself and as a result the coat is completely airtight and waterproof.  The plastic belt fastens like this and it’s best to have it quite tight…like this…so the shape of the garment is maintained. 

Oh, yes, madame, you look fabulous in it. Now, as you can see, the sleeves can be rolled up or down, and if you really want your beautifully manicured hands to stay warm and dry, then you just roll them down like this and then seal them up by pressing the edges together.. like this. Isn’t it clever? No need for gloves. 

Now the coat is fastened at the front, you won’t be able to undo it, with your sleeves sealed up like that.  We recommend that you have someone around to help you take the coat off. 

Now then, just one last thing - the hood.  Let me just show you. I’m just going to lift the hood up over your head.  It can cover as much of your head as you like, depending on the weather of course, but if you really want to be completely sealed up from the cold and rain, then you just open up the hood out like this… and pull it down like this…then press the edges together like this, so your head is completely enclosed. 

See? Now the coat is completely airtight and not one drop of rain is going to get in…

 

My, oh my, Madame it really suits you… 

George?

Can you fetch that large mirror, so Madame can see just how fabulous she looks inside? Thank you George. 

Sorry Madame? You can’t breathe? Oh, don’t worry about that. You have plenty of air inside. George is fetching the mirror so you can see just how fabulous you look. Why don’t you just sit down on our plastic sofa over here?  It’s very comfortable. That’s it. You’ll look great sitting on that with your clear plastic raincoat. Come on. There. You just sit there for a while and relax. George won’t be long. 

Oh no! Silly me! I completely forgot! Those clear plastic raincoats tend to stick to plastic sofas. Oh dear, they really ought to make the customers aware of this. Gosh you really are stuck. Well there’s nothing we can do about it now…

Ah, George there you are. Put the mirror there, so Madame can see herself.  She’s gone and sat on our new plastic sofa and she can’t get up…

Now, now Madame. Relax and keep your voice down, or you’ll use up all that air inside. Just relax and have a good look at yourself, before you make up your mind….

What do you think, George? Is she going to be able to get out of it? 

No, I don’t think so either. Oh, yes, she’s certainly struggling. But the coat really suits her, don’t you think? I think we’re going to sell many more of these. They really are the sexiest things in fashion at the moment. I’m certainly feeling aroused, just looking at Madame… 

I expect you are too, George. I have to confess, Madame that George and I have similar tastes. We love to see pretty young creatures like you suffocating…

Mmmmm. Madame. You really do look very…. very…. horny…

Now then, George, before we both get completely carried away, I need to take some photos of Madame now, before she passes out, and send them to the manufacturers, so don’t shoot any jizz over her till I’ve finished. 

Daniel Guy