Daniel Guy's Blog

  a short sketch by Daniel Guy  Bertrand v Marcello are playing chess.  We hear faint background music - Bach preferably. Bertrand has amassed many chess pieces. Concentrating hard.  Marcello relaxed. Waiting. Sighing. Bored. Tapping fingers.  Shifting positions… After a long pause.  MARCELLO: Hey come on, Bertrand. This is ridiculous.  BERTRAND: Wait.  (Long pause.) MARCELLO: Did I tell you I went to a weird sex club last week?                     I met this girl. I am on the terrace outside having a                      cigarette when this girl walks over.                      She looks down at my crotch and says  ‘lovely view’                      and I say ‘Is my ...

  by Daniel Guy - Hi. - Hello there, Mrs Jones. How are you? -          I need to talk to you about my son. - Michael? Sure. How is he? I haven’t seen him around recently. - No-one has, much.  - Is he OK? - I’m worried. He didn’t come home last night. Again. Hasn’t called.  - Doesn’t he stay over with his girlfriend sometimes? - I phoned her this morning. He not been there for weeks.  - Well, I wouldn’t worry. I’m sure he’s ok. - Where would he go? - Perhaps he needs time on his own.  - He’s been very quiet for months. Hardly speaks.  Walks around like he’s in some kind of trance.  - Oh well, I know plenty of teenagers like that.   - Spends hours in his room… - He’s young. - He should have left home and got his own place by now, but he can’t find work. - It’s tough these days for young people… - He’s been locking his bedroom door; we don’t see him for days… ...

The Yess Virus  by Daniel Guy.  ‘Warning
 Virus Alert
 Your brain has been infected 
New software called YESS is now being installed  Don’t resist
 Let go
 Accept what is happening to you 
Saying YESS will bring you intense pleasure 
So say YESS
 Now  Your mind and body functions are being transformed You start to feel weak 
Unable to resist
 Will power unable to function  Your mind is slowly emptying Slipping into mindless trance  Arousal functions have been accessed You start to feel horny 
You have no control over this
 Just accept it, and enjoy the pleasure Touch yourself to complete installation Say YESS  Software now installed
 YESS software will soon start to create humiliating tasks in your head You will say YESS to them all and carry them out
 You have no choice
 You have no responsibility any more  No more struggle
 You are a YESS zombie Say YESS  Tasks you will carry out will be s...